You know . . . he lived a long time ago . . . back in the ‘olden” old days.
Walked and talked to folks, kinda like town meetins’, in a way. I mean we’re talkin’ really LONG AGO and FAR AWAY . . .
I ‘member sum of the things he said . . . like . . .
Love your enemies.
Do good to them that despitefully use you.
Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy.
Judge not, that ye not be judged.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
If you see someone without a coat and you have two, give him one.
Take care of widows and orphans.
Really???? C'mon, Guys! I mean . . .
Sounds like sum kinda Commie Socialist ‘er sumthin’ .
Oh, wait . . . now I ‘member.
It was . . . Himself! The “Man”! . . .
His name was Jesus.